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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

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detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee, via idontneedashoulderineedarms)

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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Substitute orchestra teachers are the worst

leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

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whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via freddie-twerkury)

Audition today. Wish me luck!

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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heatherharp:

"I got them with that paper airplane dive bomb."

"You’ll see it on the gag reel."

NO IM SORRY I AM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MINUTE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT MISHA HAD BEEN TORTURED BY J2 MERCILESSLY THAT ENTIRE DAY BUT HIS GRAND MASTERPLAN TO GET BACK AT THEM WAS PAPER AIRPLANE BOMB. I HONESTLY THINK HE MIGHT BE THE MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN IN THE WORLD. WE NEED TO PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

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soodyo:


ROLE REVERSALpoor mikoshiba sis just wanted to watch her brothers swim

soodyo:

ROLE REVERSAL
poor mikoshiba sis just wanted to watch her brothers swim

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